Fire up that moderate (aka "Centrist") base

OK fellow pinkos, it's time to try to understand our last hope in the war against the creeping Santorum-ization (or Fristing?) of America. I'm talking about - gasp! - moderates. America is a moderate country, and the Right has made most of its gains simply by letting us speak and then scaring the Middle by exaggerating how loony we are. We now need to swallow our ideals for a couple of years and start doing some serious kissing up to folks like these (at the Centrist Coalition).

Or else move. (See "Canada to the rescue" below.)