Red State Woman
I'm a red - state - woman
I ain't no left - nut - job
When I think 'bout folks named Clinton
I say I DECLARE JIHAD
And I vote for moral values like intrusiveness and war
And damned if lesbo couples will be MOVING IN NEXT DOOR
So listen all you pinko commie godless gunless Blues
Let me tell you what you'll see on your lib'ral biii-assed news
I like it. Here's the link.
Of course, I can't even think about promoting a Gretchen Wilson parody without giving equal time to my friend and collaborator Sue Fabisch's brilliant "White Trash Husband" (go to her site and click on "listen").