Sunday, March 13, 2005

The Republican Dictionary

ACTIVIST JUDGE, n. A judge who attempts to protect the rights of minorities against the tyranny of the majority.

ALARMIST, n. Any respected scientist who understands the threat of global warming.

ALLIES, n. Foreigners who do what Republicans tell them to do.

ALTERNATIVE ENERGY SOURCES, n. New locations to drill for oil and gas.

BALANCED, adj. 1. favoring corporations (a more balanced approach to the environment.); 2. favoring conservatives (fair and balanced reporting).

And there's more! Read all about it here.


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